whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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