She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
In America we eat man semen.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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