was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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