Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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