is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
