Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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