Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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