He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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