David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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