Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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