Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
