This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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