Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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