just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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