he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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