Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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