i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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