The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you traded sex for a burrito?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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