lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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