Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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