i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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