How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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