The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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