so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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