Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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