Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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