The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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