So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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