They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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