did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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