Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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