this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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