You just made me feel so damn special
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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