I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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