I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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