Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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