real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My nipple is on Facebook.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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