OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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