I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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