Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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