No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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