I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
this will be a night to untag.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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