Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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