I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize
