giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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