yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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