You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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