Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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