I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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