like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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