I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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