He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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