Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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