Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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